FEMA/DHS IPAWS PEP expansion project |
A collaboration between the FCC and FEMA, IPAWS stands for the Public Alert Warning System. Perhaps the sorriest I-acronym since IWORI (Injured Workers of Rhode Island), it sounds like something Steve Jobs considered--and rejected--as the name for a handheld device for pets. It will debut on radio and TV stations today at 2 P.M. EST, four epic minutes of it. I plan to catch it on WFMU, what about you?
Initiated by George Bush's 2006 Executive Order #13407, IPAWS comes with a Vision, "Timely Alert and Warning to American People in the preservation of life and property," a Mission: "Provide integrated services and capabilities....," and three Strategic Goals. You can read all about them on the FEMA website and even watch a video so mind-numbing it makes you wish for a natural disaster or terrorist attack.
It boils down to an update of that incredibly annoying buzzing on the radio followed by the message, "This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcasting System. If this were a real emergency...." Just ten years after September 11, 2011, which somehow did not manage to trigger the EBS (actually by then the EAS), we've got a brandy new system--and no color codes.
Heck of a job, Pawsy |
I don't know if they've given much though down at FEMA and the FCC to a mascot. It's the offseason, so Paws from the Pawtucket Red Sox should be available. I feel safer already.
UPDATE - 12:44 P.M. - The nationwide test on all radion and TV outlets has been reduced in length from 3 minutes to 30 seconds. FEMA and FCC panicking that people will think it's a real emergency. No confirmation that the reassuring voice they plan to use is Julie from Amtrak's 800 number.
Could this mascot post be a lead-in to...........?
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