Greenpoint, October, 2015

Sunday, February 17, 2013

All in the Timing

Eye on the job? (Photo: Getty Images)
The BTB candidate for the Holy See? Hold onto your kippah... It's Mike Bloomberg.

Look, it's not as far-fetched as it seems.

On the plus side: He's available (soon). He's not married (don't ask questions). No Latin, put passable Spanish.

On the morality/sin index, he's taken on Sloth (bicycle lanes), Gluttony (beverage container size limits), Greed (err, not so much). Still, two out of seven's not bad.

Potential negatives? Only one: He's a Jew. But who knows Catholics better than the Jews?

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