|Eye on the job? (Photo: Getty Images)|
Look, it's not as far-fetched as it seems.
On the plus side: He's available (soon). He's not married (don't ask questions). No Latin, put passable Spanish.
On the morality/sin index, he's taken on Sloth (bicycle lanes), Gluttony (beverage container size limits), Greed (err, not so much). Still, two out of seven's not bad.
Potential negatives? Only one: He's a Jew. But who knows Catholics better than the Jews?