How Brown is Your Neighborhood?

Few surprises here, although I wouldn't have picked Glendale to join more predictable suspects Park Slope and lower Manhattan as a highly caffeinated zone. I guess the Bay Gull shop in Broad Channel, recently profiled in the Times as a Sandy survivor, doesn't cut it as a coffee venue: the neighborhood shows up as coffee-shop dead zone. Well, that's one thing Broad Channel has in common with Central Park.

Map courtesy the NYC Dept. of Health & Mental Hygiene. (Can there be any doubt that good coffee=good mental hygiene?)